How Cold Was It?

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It was cold this winter. How cold was it? It was so cold every calf north of Cabool, Missouri that was at least 1/8 Bramer sold himself and bought a ticket to Brownsville! -so cold every coyote in Idaho carried jumper cables to start the jack rabbits! -so cold every vegetable farmer in California remembered where he came from!

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