Sir Loin

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Do you have any friends named James Roberto, Barnard or Elizabeth who don’t go by Jim Bob, Barney or Liz? If you do, they are no doubt a hangover from parents who insisted that their children be addressed by their legal name.

Unfortunately, some who are so named don’t quite fit the image. Like a Terrier-Possum cross who goes by the moniker “King”.

Names engender certain expectations...”So, what do you do, Elizabeth?...Oh. A professional wrestler, I see...”

History tells us that an ancient king liked the haunch of beef so well that he knighted it. It was thereafter call Sir Loin.


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